I understand the whole "New Year's Resolution" deal, but that doesn't mean I choose to follow or accept it. I, for one, do not make resolutions in fear that they will only be broken and thus my perfectionist persona will squash me like a 15-pound body bar on a termite. As a supporter of all that encompasses a healthy lifestyle, it irks me when crowds decide to flock to the elliptical machines, StairMasters, and treadmills that we "daily exercisers" call home.
I undoubtedly approve of your desire for a healthier way of life and your inclination to work off the cookies, candies, gravy, etc., that the holiday season forced down your throat, but instead of shocking us (the full-time residents of the gym) one month a year, it would be beneficial for all parties involved if you maintained this efficient schedule all year so we all can keep our routines.
From the bottom of our muscular, blood-pumping hearts, we thank you for making this commitment to yourselves and to the availability of machine-cleansing cloths.
P.S. - Workout DVDs make great gifts! Keep this in mind for next year.
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